worldfamousprofessor:

hiiii!! my name’s Earth. i’m 4.54 billion years young. i like emo bands and music like my chemical romance. invader zim is my fav tv show. i’m soooo~~~ random!!! haha!! *spontaneous volcanic eruption kills millions*


mydrunkkitchen:

you brought this on yourself?

(Fuente: floresenelatico)


(Fuente: stinker)